Hello, friends! My name is Xavier -- isn't that a dashing name? You may also call me Professor X.

Like Professor X, I can also read and control minds. But I'm still a novice at it, so I'm more of a James MacAvoy type rather than the Patrick Stewart type, if you know what I mean.

So here's what I'd like from you. Look into my eyes. Or my mouth, if you prefer, since it's so super cute.

I'm concentrating.

[You want to come and visit me.]

[You want to adopt me and give me treats every day.]

[You want to spoil me and buy me a bunny bed.]

[You know you want to.]