Greetings humans.

My designation is Olaf and I'm a tiny, neutered male curly rex from a distant planet. I have come to your planet in search of adventure, love and some new leafy greens to eat.

Ooh. Thanks! As you can see, I'm a unique rabbit who enjoys sitting on his hind feet and standing up too. I'm an older rabbit (although exact age is impossible to tell as my planet's time is different from yours). Despite being from outer space, I have acclimated to your world well and found that life as a rabbit ideally suits me.

So if you're up to having a visitor with a very unique, active attitude, beam me a message and we'll set up a meeting of the species.

Live long and prosper. ((Disclaimer: Olaf is not an alien life form - he just thinks he is))