Hi there folks -- I AM BACK.
Stop! You there! You have violated the law! You now must pay a fine of precisely one kiss! Fines are payable to the county law enforcement officer, Constable Giggles.
Who is me. I am Constable Giggles (formerly Hershey). Fines are due immediately.
Hehehe that tickles! Your kisses are tickling me! Ah-ahem-no! I mean, I am an officer of the law, who is always serious! So you better take this fine business really super seriously!
No! What are you doing?! I shall not be bribed with your lovely stroking of my forehead!
Even if you get that spot right behind my ears… I- I mean! No!
I’m not getting sleepy either! It’s not like your petting is giving me the snoozles… I am always alert! Because I’m a police officer! So there!
I’m a police officer! I’m the law…! You better… respect…. that….. ZZZZZZZZ