Oy vey. I want you should know that back when I was just a baby rabbit we never had it so good! You'd think that the young bunny whippersnapppers these days would realize how good they have it. But no...all these bunsters do is send bunny texts to each other and demand organic veggies!


Kvetch, kvetch kvetch that's all they do! Plus,what's happened to a little modesty? They show way too much tail if you ask me! Back in my day we left a little to the imagination. Anyways,what's an altacocker bunny like me gonna do?


It's true, while I may be a bit of a curmudgeon, just look at my face. Shayna Punim! When you pet me the way I like it, I'll melt on your lap like schmaltz on a bagel. I'm a small neutered boy with a little rabbitude and a lot of character. If you want to visit me, that's fine, just not during my nap time!