Hey there...girl. I'm ok with you grooving on Ryan Gosling. I like a girl who knows what she likes. And I know you're going to like me.
I want to be your handsome, very own Cabana boy. Hey girl, when you've had a rough day I want to soothe your worries, give you kisses and let you gaze adoringly at my muscular, bronze body.

Hey girl, I am ready, willing and able to be there for you. Will you be there for me?