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Anderson Pooper & Sabine

Status: 
Adopted
on
Feb 16 2019
Location: 
Foster Home

[WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INTERNET TO BRING YOU THIS URGENT NEWS BULLETIN]

Hello and good evening, I am Anderson Pooper. It is with great seriousness that we bring you me, Anderson Pooper.

Once, I was known as Popcorn. This may have been due to the fact that my brilliant white suit was stained by an unfortunate splattering of urine. Since then, the Bunny News Network reassigned me as head anchor on their nightly news network with a more decisive moniker, Anderson Pooper.

It is now with the upmost solemnity that I announce that I, Anderson Pooper, am adorable and am available for adoption.

Indeed, this may come as a shock to many viewers, so if you have children at home, please direct them to look upon my pictures. As previously stated, I am adorable.

In addition to being adorable, I also am a champion binky-er and stander-upper. Both of these skills I employ every day in my ceaseless pursuit of the truth as head anchor on BNN nightly news.

I urge all viewers to remain calm. While the situation of me being one of just the cutest white bunnies to have ever hopped a hip is indeed alarming, I remind us all that we must carry on. And adopt me. It is crucial that I am adopted.

Until then, I and the tireless team here at BNN will work to keep you all informed of this exacting situation.

[WE WILL NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INTERNET]

Anderson Pooper is the esteemed anchor and investigative journalist at BNN (Bunny News Network). Here are his reports.